For just $5 you can change the world...
That's right. I'm broke. It's a terrible pickle.
I've got to buy a plane ticket on April 29th (yes, that very day) so that I can fly across the ocean to continue work on my PhD, which will enable me to eventually get a job teaching, at which time I will be given access to young and sponge-like minds, and I will fill them with the best thought-soul-spirit-revolution-food that I can channel... thereby potentially changing the world, see?
So, here was my thought. I'm broke. I need cash. And to ask any ONE person for the amount of cash I need would be just... weird. I don't know anybody who's sitting on a stack like that. HOWEVER, just about EVERYONE that I know has $5. So, I figured I'd ask everyone I know for $5 (it worked for Henry Miller, man) and if even a handful of ALL the folks I know gave me just $5.... I'd be able to do the seemingly impossible.
In return, you will of course have my eternal gratitude, and I would also like to initiate the $5 money tree for all of us... as a collective means of survival and thrival with which we can all collaborate on pursuing our hopes and dreams, for a mere $5.
So... if you're down for the $5 revolutionary intra-personal help tree, please send cash, checks, or bags of change to:
4629 Echo Street
Los Angeles, CA 90042
Or if you see me, give it the pass and a wink, and I'll probably smile real big and give you a hug.
I hope this works. If you've got a better idea, I'm open to suggestions and searching for solutions.